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How to have sex the D+D way ...

22.01.2005 - 22:13 / filled under default

Found this at the DragonPage and even if I am not into Dungeon and Dragons, I still had a good laugh. :o)

she'll most likely eat up the notion, which is when you bring out the first piece in true d+d sex: the dice. give them a roll on the end table in the middle of "the act" and yell out "crap! wandering monster!"

insist that there's some sort of zombie or orc behind her, and grab a knife or blunt instrument (which you should have placed there beforehand) and pretend to beat the crap out of something. with any luck, your significant other will be weirded out, but view your actions in an endearing light.

(read the whole the "how to have 'dungeons and dragons' themed sex" guide)

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